When Rachel Newman was 12 years old, she had a truly horrific experience.   Her babysitter decided to pay a romantic visit to our old friend Patrick Bateman and drag her along.  Patrick, being a true gentleman, ties them both up and proceeds to murder the babysitter.  While she is viewing all of this, Rachel is able to untie herself.  Rather then flee, she decides to off Bateman with an ice pick and calmly leave the building. Now fast forward 6 years.  Rachel is a successful college freshman enrolled at West Washington College.  After her childhood experience, she has decided to become an FBI agent and stop the murderous psychopaths of the world.  Her favorite class is criminology and is taught by Professor Robert Starkman, a former hot shot FBI agent who decided to become a college professor.  Because he is such hot stuff, 9 out of 10 of his teacher assistants have been accepted at Quantico, the FBI's top training school.  Knowing this, Rachel sets her sights on being Starkmans next TA.  Unfortunately, everyone in the class also wants this position, but only three pose a threat to her.  There's the rich stupid white kid, the slutty chick thats having an ...